Genesis
From UnBible
God created the world over a long time period and through various stages; so many that we have decided to break up the creation story into several chapters.
[edit] Chapter 1 - Creation
In the beginning, as a failed attempt at making humans, God created Chinese people. However, God was unhappy with because:
- They outsmarted him.
- They all looked the same.
- They don't believe he exsists.
On the first day he created the dark and light. He called the light, light and the dark, dark....unimagnative shithead.
For these reasons, he banished them all to East Asia (hence its dense population). that's why most of china's population is athiest and will not believe in this page.
In the beginning, humans smoked some bad weed in the desert and, after drug-induced nightmares, created god because they were insecure and, could not face the meaninglessness of their existence. Then when nonbelievers threatened their safe little protected world, they waged wars.
