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God (3000 B.C. - 1883 A.D.) is dead.


He is the one who promises us heaven for being good to others, however, he never even mentioned exactly what to do there to stay entertained for infinity. Christians get a dedicated section of heaven full of an infinite number of nude 8 year old choir boys which usually keeps them going for 10,000 years or so.


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