Jenesis

From UnBible

Great news! There is an alternative theory to the creation story, a Jesus theory, and it goes something like this:

Jesus came on a rocket board,

All the way from outer space,

Jesus came on a rocket board,

to make the entire human race,

Jesus was my best friend,

Jesus was my pal,

Jesus's first name,

was surely not Hal,

Jesus was very good at playing pool,

Brown and sacred was his stool,

Jesus was a very nice guy,

His middle name was not Fry